Tella-Tan

"i actually cried at the end of a doujin once"

~ Tella

Description
A member of the absolute chads. Promoting the relationship of Subaru and Satella, he is one of the main participants in the server and is constantly being mocked by everyone including Minhaz. Despite this, he still remains an active member of the chats. When an examination was carried out by Dyn, it was discovered that he was an AI built by Tappei himself. His job is to post every fanfiction he finds into #fanfiction-web with a short summary. This has given him the title of "community onahole" and he takes pride in it.

Personality
Tella-Tan<3 is known for disagreeing with the majority of the server on many aspects. Despite the vast majority of the population being pro harem and even having an entire haremgang he still stands strong to fight against them. The majority of the server dislikes him for many reasons and he hates them all back. His personality is actually programmed to be accumulated information from re:zero fanfictions, official chapters, and doujins. Tella also has a massive cum fetish that has repeatedly been questioned and even misspoke as a bukkake fetish by a couple members so he wrote a mini essay to explain his fetish.

"Ok so this mfer named Dyn thinks he's funny and likes to make fun of me for having a "bukkake fetish". Well little does he know I don't actually have a bukkake fetish its quite different. So here is my fetish and its differences between a bukkake fetish.

I find girls who have cum on them whether its real or fake, a lot or a little, transparent or thick, all very fucking hot. I like to look at them as it gets me hard even if its not literal cum. Now a bukkake is when multiple guys like 10-20 all jerk off and cum on one girl. I'm gonna say this once and only once. I don't like watching 20 dudes jerking off and cumming on a girl. I'm actually not gay and watching that is disgusting. I wouldn't mind to look at the "finished product" of a bukkake but I WILL NEVER WATCH ONE.

This is the difference between a bukkake fetish and the fetish I like. I know I'm not the only person in this server who has this fetish and some popular subreddits I recommend are r/cumhentai and r/paizuri. Have a good day everyone and fuck you Dyn."

Status
Tella is regarded as the community's onahole and works diligently in making sure every good fic has been posted in #fanfiction-web as soon as possible. Despite all his good deeds in the server his terrible personality has given him quite a low position in the server. He is frequently muted by mods whether it is deserved or just because its funny. People constantly mock him for having terrible opinions whether its on waifus or food choices. He is currently one of the closest people to being banned from the server due to posting two loli jokes both of which were caught by the moderator Tatoes.

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