Herbert

"If you want to date me please note that i am way out of your league. I am way better than any other human being on this planet."

~ Herbert

Description
I am 6'3. I am male. I am attractive and strong. I often play video games, with some of my favorites being Dying Light, Battlefield 4, and 1, and a few others. I enjoy a lot of anime, but only urban fantasy/fantasy/isekai genre, although i sometimes enjoy a little slice of life romance on the side. I read a lot of light novels, and my current physical collection is very small with 25 titles on my bookshelf, which are: Re:Zero vol.1-17, Tensura 8-12, Pupil of the wise man 1-2, and NPCs in this village sim game must be real! vol. 2.https://myanimelist.net/profile/_-_Herbert_-_ is my MAL. I thoroughly enjoy the fanfictions Sealed, Re: Periodic, The otherworldly sage, and raven black & emerald green. The only good gacha game (imo) is fate/grand order. I live in the USA and think the US is the greatest country on earth, with japan in second from an economic and quality of life standpoint. I like Takis and white cheddar popcorn. My favorite foods are cheeseburgers, buffalo wings, and chipotle soft tacos. My chipotle order is white rice, steak, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce on a soft tortilla. I often get Izzes to drink with my food at chipotle or in other restaurants, although if they dont have izzes i just get a doctor pepper. My favorite sushi is basic nigiri sushi, with the Philadelphia roll in second place. I typically wear axe phoenix deodorant, and use old spice bear glove bodywash. I own two pistols and a rifle, as well as a set of 3 swords, with a tachi, katana, and wakizashi having a black sheath and handle with a golden dragon pattern on the sheath. The only social media i use is Ifunny, you can find me on there @gabloingus. My type is a short girl with AA-B cups being acceptable, because what really matters is how shapely the ass is. I prefer submissive women honestly, which probably plays into the short girls thing idk. I masturbate with my left hand and make sure to squeeze the cum out thoroughly like a toothpaste bottle before taking a piss to ensure the tubes remain clean. I still have my anal virginity, and dont intend to lose it (sorry). I have somewhat long (for a male) curly hair, and I also happen to have a plump and shapely ass, as well as thick thighs. My main goal in life is to be hugged by a woman that loves me. Im often at almost every hour holding back tears in my eyes for some reason. I think im just really sad.